Early Talks with STONK.fi About a Solver

How a STONK.fi launch works

STONK.fi runs on Robinhood Chain. Backers commit USDG to a raise. When the raise launches, pool creation, liquidity and the opening buy happen in one transaction, in one block, on a Uniswap v4 pool. A hook puts a sell surcharge on the first hours of trading, starting at 31% and falling to zero over three hours, and every step is guarded against the price moving away from fair value.

Nothing happens by itself. The contracts have no admin keys and no pause, and each step (launching, collecting fees, distributing) is a job that anyone may run, for a small reward. Their own docs say it plainly: if nobody runs a keeper, nothing happens.

Where a solver fits

That makes a solver the operational heart of the platform: a service that watches every raise, runs each job when it is due, and brings the USDG and liquidity to the right chain at the right moment.

What we are discussing is a solver built on the coordination layer, so that every action it takes can be checked afterwards by anyone:

• It proves what it did. Robinhood Chain is one of the 61 chains folded into the Taifoon root. A launch the solver ran can be checked against that root, with no need to take the solver's word for it.
• It routes with the same tools anyone can use. POST /v1/compare prices a transfer across every protocol at once, and POST /v1/transfer/plan returns the exact calls to sign. Nothing in the API signs or holds funds, so the solver keeps its own keys and its own risk.
• It is judged by its record. On an open crank, the question is who ran which job, when and at what price. That is the question the layer answers.

Where it stands

Early discussions only. Nothing is signed, nothing is built for STONK.fi yet, and there are no dates. We will write again when there is something you can check.

• STONK.fi docs: stonk.fi/docs
• The chains under the root, Robinhood Chain (4663) among them: taifoon.io/v1/root
• The coordination API: taifoon.io/docs/api